Greatest Love Poem of All Time
Roses are red, violets are violet,
I love you so much, I’m prepared to get violent.
If you turn me down, this could get ugly,
I’ll duct tape your mouth, and force you to love me.
If only you knew what I see, when I peep,
in through your window and imagine we’ll meet,
on a night like tonight, as I kick in your door,
with a knife and a ski mask, “bitch, get on the floor!”
I’m sure after we’re married, we’ll both have a laugh,
at how scared you were, when I took that bat,
and broke both your legs, so you couldn’t run.
I won’t let you ruin it all on date one.
You’ll look great in your wheelchair, and pretty white dress,
being pushed down the aisle, in my basement, say yes?
If you don’t, I’m afraid that I’ll have a fit,
and you’ll have trouble screaming, with your throat slit.
Happy valentines day!
(written by a friend of mine. HAD to give this some rep.)
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